If at a university I have learned to master the Classics, this is that our adherent ancient ancestors were absolutely strict. So I'm so happy Assassin's Creed Odyssey covers historical trick to the extent that it happens.
People usually think of the historical figures as they imagine their grandparents: the shirts are pushed directly to the neck using beds for nothing but sleep, and although each of their children may have had sex, they certainly did not do more than needed . But I have bad news for you: people are fucking because people and fucking were invented. And they loved it.
Pompey's walls are covered with so much nudity that it's a miracle that our teachers are allowed to leave. The giants and the blue scenes were so normal that the Romans painted it in their gardens and dining rooms. Imagine Papa Caecilius, roast a roasted summer sleep, while Zeus, hidden like a bull, drank a particularly attractive cow on the wall behind me, forcing me to put the machines up and running.
Unfortunately, we do not have time machines, but we have video games. And, apparently, writers who are not afraid to turn to a historically accurate fact that Cassandra, the protagonist Assassin's Creed Odyssey, it is necessary to have her rocks between the missions.
I played for over 60 hours and I probably had my way through at least 5 percent of ancient Greece. Odysseus was a successor in Odessa, who gave me a chance to solve my problems before she got her worries her out There was then an old woman who did not hurt the tourists as much as she liked, and although I brought her about the parts of the love tortoise, he asked me to leave his poor peeker – the noble selling of the sword, I proved to the eldest woman that sometimes a sword is not what you need.
But so far my favorite sexual encounter (she said that the blind date is terribly incorrect) was that which was actually based on my favorite philosophy book (she continued, like the horrible blind date that you put on Reddit).
Plato and Symposium is basically an ancient fan of fiction that I am so on board. This is a festive dinner with some of the most prominent men in Greece. Philosopher and ponderer Socrates discusses the origins of love with comic book drama and general discomfort, Aristophanes. Later, a young man named Alcibiades, who was an Athenian general, who was also known for being an outraged robber, Casanova long before the existence of Kazanov, collapsed.
And here I was, even though I have seen through Kassandra, standing between these clever, humorous men, who are lyrical about their nature of love. I was a little disillusioned, seeing that the fleeting, so widespread in Plato's intricate fantasy, was largely lacking here; although the Sophocles and Euripides subtext, having some sort of favorite tiff of Aristophanes, was quite enjoyable.
Alcivias alone – in the wonderful, rambunctious Alquibian palace – I have not entered anything but a freely secured waist, which I understood was that it was party. People who are not on the side of close feeling imagine that everyone eats grapes and drank wine, calmly discusses politics, but actual The parties were a Greeks, all of whom were supposedly exposed to the table.
Alcivias tried to persuade the poor, Socrates continuously confused in his bedroom and failed. Intrigued, I followed the trail just to find Alcibiades in some indirect compromising positions with several times people from several times gender Hell yeah.
He prayed for the purposes of the olive oil that I can imagine, and Plato was not considered in more detail. When I purchased the requested lubricant, I was invited to the orgy. Not that I did not see it, of course, because it is Assassin's Creed-One, sex is even more difficult to animate than women, and two, it's much more difficult to sell billions of copies when you get into slapped with an adult only rating.
Many of the Assassin's Creed OdysseyThe main characters have several quests in their storyline, and I was delighted to see Alcibiades as one of those. Socrates comes up every time to offer you an ethical dilemma, and the medical father Hippocrates asks you to help him save the patients, but Alcibiades always focuses on his tongue. We had sex in the temple. I am love this game.